Below are three tips on how to make everyone think you’re humble in a Facebook discussion, courtesy of all the keyboard saints out there:
 
 
1) Assume your interlocutor is motivated by pride. Make sure this somehow comes out in the conversation so that everyone sees you as the lowly victim.
 
2) Boast in your Christian experience. This automatically makes you appear wiser than the other person. And it will make the other person look arrogant, “How dare he take on a seasoned Christian!” onlookers will think.
 
3) Make sure to include plenty of “God bless you’s” and “blessings to you’s,” and throw in (my favorite), “I’m praying for you.” The more passively condescending, the better. This way, people will know you actually, truly care about the other person.
 
 
You might even boost your humility points if you film yourself praying on a street corner and then post that into the conversation as well. Then there will be absolute proof of your humility, because humility is to be judged by mere outward appearances (don’t worry it’s in the Bible, I read it somewhere).